I was about to go all lima heights

It's Jessica, but you can call me awesome.
movies/tv shows/books are my life
and I like pretty things.

heyitshardcastle:

100 Completely Accurate World Accents

via: cattttrannn
origin: matthejew
christhecreep:

of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite 

christhecreep:

of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite 

via: episkeyyyy
origin: forever90s
via: episkeyyyy
origin: annawintour
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
via: heymarinaa
origin: notbread

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

via: faberry
origin: goblinhoarder
goblinhoarder:

people keep telling me to smoke pot and i’m trying to but it’s not working???

goblinhoarder:

people keep telling me to smoke pot and i’m trying to but it’s not working???

via: rueswhistle
origin: beli-kov
via: -kunis
origin: funeralfrost

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

haave-you-met-ted:

thats a nice facebook status it was also nice on tumblr with 6,000 notes